Jaxson's Story

You wake up in the middle of a forest one day with a single goal in your mind. to find. your. bed. there are multiple ways to move forwards but which one will you take? [[Forest of small spikes]] [[Cloud path]] [[Forest of large spikes]] [[mysterious door]] (text-colour:black)[ [[bed]]]

You enter a forest filled with spikes about 1 inch tall. after enduring the proccess of your feet becoming swiss cheese you come across two items, but which one do you choose? [[Axe]] [[stick]]

(if:(history: where its name contains "Thick boots")'s length >= 1)[as you step onto the cloud path you dont fall through. maybe its the boots? anyways you shortly see two different paths. one will take you to a thin path next to a cliff and the other will take you further on the cloud path. which one will you chose?] (if:(history: where its name contains "Thick boots")'s length >= 1)[[cloud path again]] (if:(history: where its name contains "Thick boots")'s length >= 1) [[Cliff side]] (if:(history: where its name contains "Thick boots")'s length >= 1)[] (else-if:visits >= 0)[You tried to walk on clouds. CLOUDS. stupid. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over]

you enter a forest filled with spikes 10 inches tall. after a ton of pain, and gaining an understanding of acupuncture you reach two items. the items somehow tell you that you can only take one of them. [[Thick boots]] [[Pain meds]]

as you walk up to the mysterious door you see that it has a keyhole. how do you unlock it? maybe its impossible. [[Start]] (if:(history: where its name contains "stick")'s length >= 1)[maybe you should try to use the stick to open the door? [[open door]]

after picking up the Axe you decide to go through the path in front of it. after 2 hours of walking you come across two paths both sure to have their own trials. [[land of huge carnivourous bugs]] [[Tree Gate]]

after picking up the stick you decide to continue onwards until you hear a very massive creature nearby. wondering what it is you peek out of the bush you hid in to see. a Mountain? talk to the [[Mountain]]

after walking for many hours you find yourself surounded by large carnivourous bugs that look like they want to kill you. you take the cap off of your axe (body spray) and fine that it conveniently insta killed all of the bugs. looking around you notice a random key with two treasure chests in front of it. the key (which can talk). tells you that it is tired and will only open one of the chests. [[chest 1]] [[chest 2]]

Upon entering the Tree gate it shuts behind you trapping you inside. you decide to use your axe (body spray) to chop down the trees but, unsurprisingly it does not work. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

you open the chest to find...... AN ID! you dont have much time to be confused about your find because the government imediatly captures you for identity theft Go to [[Start]]

You open the chest to find... A LASER GUN! you are very excited by this find and try it out imediatly. you hold it out and shoot!... yourself. you held it the wrong way dum dum. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

As you try to talk to the mountain it completely ignores you and imediatly starts to fight you you have a choice to make. do you fight back? or do you accept your fate. [[Fight]] [[Dont fight]]

You decide to fight the mountain so you wack it with the stick you picked up earlier. it does nothing. the mountain crushes you. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

you decide not to fight and accept your fate. instead of crushing you the mountain decides to throw you back to the start. [[Start]]

you put on the thick boots and continue comfortably through the forest of large spikes until you see two paths. the sign inbetween them says that the two paths are called certain death. and almost certain death. but which will you chose? [[Certain death]] [[Almost certain death]]

you pick up the pain meds and imediatly feel better after taking some. you still get stabbed walking through the forest but its probalbly fine as long as you dont look down. after much walking you come accross two paths labeled certain death, and almost certain death. but which one will you chose? [[Certain death]] [[Almost certain death]]

as you walk down the path of certain death you imediatly get hit by a massive laser and die. seriously what did you expect. why in the world did you chose this path. seek mental help. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

as you walk down the path of almost certain death you suddenly get stabbed by a massive spike. hope you have good boots... (if:(history: where its name contains "Thick boots")'s length >= 1)[[Start]] (if:(history: where its name contains "Thick boots")'s length >= 1)[] (else-if:visits >= 0)[(text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over]

you have chosen to stayon the cloud path. after even more walking you finnaly come accross another fork. you can go down the ice slide or you can go through the lava factory. the factory seems dangerous but maybe the slide is fun? [[lava factory]] [[ice slide]]

you have chosen to take the thin path by the cliff you almost fall off many times but you manage to pass it without to much troubles. [[continue off of the path]]

as you get off the cliff you encounter a tree that imediatly insults your hairdo, your shoes, your clothes, your lineage, your starsign, your posture, your attitude, your. bloodtype, the composition of your cells, and your intelligence. it also says(amidst the insults) that it will kill you unless you prove to it that you own a stick. (if:(history: where its name contains "stick")'s length >= 1)[you prove to the tree that you have a stick and it lets you pass while insulting you about your terrible grades in school. [[hardhat and toupe]] ] (if:(history: where its name contains "stick")'s length >= 1)[](else-if:visits >= 0)[ (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED]]

you find two objects a hard hat and a toupe. after picking them up you somehow teleport to the beggining. [[Start]]

as you enter the lava factory you are very impressed by the excessive safety regulations put in place, and the impressive workforce. as you walk throught he factory you see a diving board over a pit of lava. you have a tough choice aahead of you. [[use the diving board]] [[dont]]

as you start going down the ice slide you quickly realize your sheer stupidity. the slide is NOT smooth and you slide over hundred of stalagmites made of ice. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED]

as you jump into the lava you hear claping as the workers aploud your impressive diving technique. and a couple laughs because you just jumped into lava. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED]

you smartly chose not to go on the diving board(it couldve led to a secret though) and continue until you reach the main office of the factory the receptionist asks you what you are doing there. (if:(history: where its name contains "hardhat and toupe")'s length >= 1)[[put on hard hat]] [[put on toupe]] (if:(history: where its name contains "hardhat and toupe")'s length >= 1)[] (else-if:visits >= 0)[ the receptionist sees you have no reason to be there and forces you to walk the "plank"(diving board) (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over]

you put on the toupe and the receptionist takes you to your office. you have two options. [[eat donut]] [[check demo]]

you chose to put on the hard hat. the receptionist permits you to pass by her desk. as you are about to leave one of the other workers tells you about a lava bomb demonstration and asks if you want to go. you can go to the demo or ignore the worker and leave the factory. [[go to the demo]] [[leave]]

the demo starts right as you go into the very safe looking room. (if:(history: where its name contains "fix the demo")'s length >= 1)[the demo looks very cool as eplosive and goes off without any problems. the workers ask you what you thought of it. [[compliment]] [[insult]] ] (if:(history: where its name contains "fix the demo")'s length >= 1)[] (else-if:visits >= 0)[the demo blows up right in front of you. somone should have fixed it. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over]

the donut was a trap left by the previous boss. it exploded into a billion razor blades. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

as you enter the demo room you notice that one of the screws is loose but it would take 5 minutes of your time to fix. a ton of work. [[fix the demo]] [[ignore the problem]]

you decide to fix the demo so you take of of the workers screw drivers and screw it in. the worker is not happy because you stole his screw driver. he dropkicks you back to the beggining. [[Start]]

you decide to not fix the demo and the workers start it up without relizing that there is a problem. it blows up. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

the workers are very happy that you liked their demo and give you a note that their old boss left behind. the note says "use stick lol" the workers than get mad at you for tricking them into thinking that you are their boss and teleport you to the beggining. [[Start]]

The workers are angry that you didnt like it and force you to leave [[leave]]

as you exit the door you relize that the world hasnt loaded yet. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

the stick works! you pass thorugh the door and encounter... a doctor? the doctor says if you dont have a note he will light you on fire. (if:(history: where its name contains "compliment")'s length >= 1)[[show note]]] (if:(history: where its name contains "compliment")'s length >= 1)[] (else-if:visits >= 0)[the doctor sees that you dont have a note and incenerates you imediatly. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over]

you show the doctor the note and he allows you to go past him. [[go past doctor]]

as you walk past the doctor you see something glowing. as you get closer you notice something very interesting. its a flame thrower that kills you. (text-style:"bold","smear")[YOU HAVE DIED] please reload the page to start over

as you realize your situation you decide you are to tired and fall back asleep on your bed. (text-style:"bold","italic","double-underline","shadow","expand")[YOU WIN!!!]